American Wedding

i'm abandoning this relationship, blogger. It's not me, it's definitely you.




MY TUMBLA

05/03/13 Ramblings

What do you do when what you thought you wanted isn't what you want at all? What happens when what you signed up for isn't what you thought it would be? Of course I'd like to alter the contract but I don't want the whole deal to fall through. It's ridiculous, I should take this to court... but I'd rather just keep this piece of paper and hope that eventually I like what I signed up for again. I am parading myself as a business woman and hoping that you'll notice that there isn't anything in my briefcase.

TBT

I still can't get over this being on Disney Channel. The ultra 90's outfits.... I just...

The way Justin squatted low for the ladies lets me know he's always been about that serenade life & that the time I waste playing "Mirrors" over & over while getting ready is not in vain.

Shoutout to that unidentified young black male providing superb vocals.

JC was always the best vocalist in *NSYNC in my opinion but unfortunately doesn't have that star quality.

I can't get over Ryan Gosling's outfit, him singing Jodeci & awkward slow grind he did at the end.

PEEP YOUNG MS.SPEARS AT THE END.

Ratchet Picnic

My friends and I had big plans to enjoy the beautiful spring weather we'd been having as of late with a picnic. We were gonna bring lemonade, fruits, cheese and make smoothies! We all planned on inviting our boys, and engaging in stimulating intellectual conversation. However, we all know you can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather! Actually, the weather was fine, but we forgot to extend invites to all our male significant others except Kelly's, purchase the healthy foods and not just talk shit but alas, we looked great doing it!

I think I was flashing the girls?


Gone with the wind fabulous, honey!


I really like sushi


Wait, what did you say?


SHUT UP!